T.J. Holmes

To put your penis into something.

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.

by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023

Holm Girl

A Holm Girl is a delusional girl (seriously delusional) who practically falls in love with abusers and has unresolved trauma from family causing the brain to have thoughts about incest with family members without realizing its actually bad. Holm Girl comes from the disorder Stockholm Syndrome which is present in *those* girls. Oh and they also fetishize gay men

“Hey dude, Emma has been acting really weird, she likes Jack who beats his girlfriends all the time”
“She’s a holm girl, you can’t fix her”

by klemen’s tine December 18, 2023

Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

Mrs Holmes

Old hag of a women with the hands of a 50 yr old man

Mrs Holmes is a slaggy little cunt monkey

by 3 gay guys May 11, 2022

Bree Holmes

Most amazing person ever

Bree Holmes is amazing

by Chefgreg December 28, 2021

Dominic Holmes

He is an NPC, who is a computer-generated image. He does not exist. He skips leg day for another arm day, and jacked forearms. He is getting close to discovering the truth of humanity, and when he does, he will be a danger to us all.

Dominic Holmes is an NPC and is doing nothing right now.

by LD 48573948303 March 11, 2022