This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.
Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.
by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008
Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.
“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”
by mwah_fishytits November 22, 2020
Another name for neo-cons and dittoheads.
Mostly fat old white males who are racist homophobes and try to prevent anyone from helping America to change and evolve as it progresses into the 21st century.
The party of "HELL NO YOU CAN'T!"
Mostly fat old white males who are racist homophobes and try to prevent anyone from helping America to change and evolve as it progresses into the 21st century.
The party of "HELL NO YOU CAN'T!"
John Boner will just vote NO on anything a Democrat proposes...he's one of the GOP or Grumpy Old Pricks.
by Sly36 April 3, 2010
a strong, seksi awesome chink. He is outrageously special in his own way. he drives too much while sleeping. he likes to di'u ne lomo is his favorite phrase. now go away and don't be a pok gai!!!!
mr. grumpy gillz madda was so fat when she jump for joy she got stuck..tank you tank you.
in addition, see nikesh for a definition of midget.
in addition, see nikesh for a definition of midget.
by LiEnErZ May 9, 2006
To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.
Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.
Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!
Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!
by CyberWank September 2, 2010
The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
by Pete January 25, 2005
by Palmer McCshitter June 4, 2022