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Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.
Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?
by Golfwang January 20, 2014
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greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication
Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!
by Iamreallymessedup101 December 2, 2015
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fish and greasys

An alternate name for Fish and Chip shop. Commonly used among older bogans with predilections for Chiko rolls.
"Oim gonna get a coupla dimmys at the fish and greasys mate"
by Crushtor February 4, 2009
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Greasy Grundle

When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.

Example:

Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
by Mkomko0 March 23, 2017
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greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')
Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!
by coopusmaximus August 4, 2012
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Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice
Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.
by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019
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Greasy-9

Common way of referring to a Douglas DC-9 aircraft or any of its derivatives such as the MD-80, MD-88, MD-90, Boeing 717, etc.
Dude, you flew here on a Greasy-9? Lol, I didn't know the FAA allowed that stuff to fly anymore.
by pitz August 26, 2004
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