Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 27, 2019

Greasy slide

When both male and female ejaculate on to the floor after coitus, then use it as a slip n slide.

Hannah very much enjoyed her greasy slide with Nathan.

by BlowJobJohnson May 11, 2014

fish and greasys

An alternate name for Fish and Chip shop. Commonly used among older bogans with predilections for Chiko rolls.

"Oim gonna get a coupla dimmys at the fish and greasys mate"

by Crushtor February 04, 2009

greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication

Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!

by Iamreallymessedup101 October 13, 2015

Greasy mop

Somebody's entire afro's nastiness. Defined as a person's slimey, filthy, and lubricious hair.

Person: Hey look at that guys greasy mop!
Person 2: Yeah man, does he even wash his hair?

by Golfwang January 17, 2014

Greasy-9

Common way of referring to a Douglas DC-9 aircraft or any of its derivatives such as the MD-80, MD-88, MD-90, Boeing 717, etc.

Dude, you flew here on a Greasy-9? Lol, I didn't know the FAA allowed that stuff to fly anymore.

by pitz August 27, 2004