wolf grease

The natural lubricant that allowed your butt hole to stretch when taking a big poop

After joe takes a crap in a construction site Porto-potty in the middle of summer. He has to go back two hours later to re-whip the lingering “wolf grease”

by What’s your name… Fuck u Toni June 12, 2021

palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.

If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.

by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

porch grease

The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.

I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.

by eGod March 12, 2003

carmel grease

An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)

Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......

You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.

by Waky October 5, 2006

Grease the Groove

Exercising hard, but not too hard, very often. Also called GTG.

Gymrat: Dude! How'd you put 50 pounds onto your bench so quick?

Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.

by Kurcules May 29, 2010