Gorn

feeling of extreme arousing / sexual excitement, which causes oneself to immediately have the dying need to jack one off, irrespective of the location

Nikki: Hey, did you get my selfie's last night, what'd you think?
John: OMG they got me so GORN I think I cummed in my pants

by KhalidBrah April 16, 2015

Gorn

A simpleton,genetic freak or generally damaged individual.

The Gorns from the T.B.I. hospice always scare the kids trying to sell band candy.

by Rod Fury June 11, 2006

Goont

A wicked pretty girl who is super smart and amazing

"Omg she is such a goont"

by mickeymousedudeisawesome12 September 3, 2011

gointer

Red shit that comes out of a dogs cock. It looks like a small worm.

"Those dogs are about to fuck", exclaimed Terry, "you can see his gointer sticking out already"!

by streetthug11 June 9, 2011

Gornography

Movies that rely heavily on intense gore, torture, and unnervingly graphic violence instead of a decent plot. Viewed only by a very specific audience that consists mainly of psychopaths and sickos.

"Dude, wanna go see the new 'Saw' movie with me?"

"Thanks, but I'll pass. Not the biggest fan of gornography..."

by Jackedupwords May 2, 2017

elly-gontz

Mispronounciation of the word "elegance" in homage to the Ricardo Montleban commercials for some luxury car that had "rich Corinthian leather."

"Whoa. Check out that '72 Riviera - now that's elly-gontz."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

gornofunkadelic

a Gornofunk-like state. VERY Gorn.

'G' as in 'Gornofunkadelic.' Your mother is Gornofunkadelic.

by evilspamman December 18, 2003