by Wherearemylegs June 05, 2014
The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
by Den Bover June 23, 2022
When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
by EverybodyInThe306 July 28, 2021
Gopher is a really swag swagger that has swag and is swag like evantii and unlike hvnx (an nn with no social life). Gopher is the lovebug and e wife of his favorite swag Evantii.
Wow Gopher is really cool!
by GophyWophy November 10, 2022
A person that only comes around when it's convenient for them (usually a man) when a woman has money,status, or power
A:Reggie is a Gopher come income tax time
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore
B:I know he's always looking for a comeup
Gold Digger Moocher Man Whore
by It stings when ip March 16, 2018
A person who benefits from situations due to sheer luck, regardless of what they do in the process. Often the level of luck increases exponentially, proportional to the level of stupidity in the decisions leading up to a specific moment.
in a poker game “That fucking gopher called 20$ twice with pocket 3s…. He hit a 3 on the river and made 100$”
by MBJCH69420 September 28, 2023
One who gophs
by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018