woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

goodie snacks

The name for a very attractive woman's genitals.

She has some amazing Goodie Snacks...

by Jelly Dory November 13, 2020

Highlighted Goodies

The Pale Parts (Breasts, Bum and Pussy) of the bikini Tan Lines.

The Objects of Sexual attraction are generally lighter then the tanned skin around them.

Making them "highlighted" and stand out.

The Girls in the Shower after Gym Class, teased Sara over her Tan lines, She just replied that they jealous of her Highlighted Goodies.

Guys would Irritate Web Cam girls over their Tan Lines, and she would respond that real Men pay to see her Highlighted Goodies

by DaBluFoxXx June 28, 2013

Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.

Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.

by Spyan July 29, 2022

Goodies

Your booty/ass

Don't touch my goodies

by Dictionary machine 500 March 8, 2022

Wiltshire goodie-goodie

A primary school gym teacher that shows you physics problems, making grinning faces and panting, pretending that what he's showing you is real flipping important and complicated.

-This is a very complicated addition of forces problem. Pay attention, this is important, and will count in the exam.
-Another Wiltshire goodie-goodie.

by sardineape August 3, 2022

Goodie Pack

A complimentary and/or purchaseable addition to a game which includes physical/digital content (i.e. artwork, audio, video, manuals, maps, etc.) These are most commonly included with physical media softwares, but CD Projekt has popularized them through their digital distribution platform at GOG.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (GOG Version) includes a complimentary goodie pack.
Divinity: Original Sin 2 (GOG Version) includes a premium goodie pack, named "Divinity: Original Sin 2 - Divine Ascension."

by ehnonymoose June 23, 2019