Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

You’re a goldfish

by That.Goldfish December 10, 2019

Goldfish

A Female/Male who is not only a Catfish but also a gold digger.

Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam

Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.

by softboy13 April 5, 2019

Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.

Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?

by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018

Pretzel goldfish

a male person with an STD

“Hey Stacy, you gonna hit that?” *points at a guy*

“Nah Rebecca, he’s a pretzel goldfish.”

by Your boiyiyiyiyiy December 19, 2017

GoldFish

A band from south africa

"Dude I really like GoldFish"

by 🅱️ablo January 19, 2020

Goldfish scene

Used by BL fans to describe a scene with sexual intercourse. Derived from a common take where they show a goldfish after a explicit kissing scene in order to insinuate the occurrence of sexual intercourse.

Fujoshi 1: did you see the goldfish scene between Ae and Pete from Love by Chance?
Fujoshi 2: OMG, yes! That was so hot I almost cried!

by Bluvseuly March 25, 2020

Goldfish

A cute (but slightly fishy) pet.

I have a pet goldfish

by Goldswishy November 9, 2020