Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!

"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"

by Hyrox April 16, 2008

Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"

"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"

by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020

Silvah Glove

Person who attempts to be like Micheal Jackson

He a silvah glove, fo' shizzle.

by MJs#1Fan August 4, 2003

glove guilt

when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources

"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"

- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01

by k992 September 26, 2023

rat glove

When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.

Did you see Jimmy? Poor kid has to use a Rat Glove just to keep his hands from falling off.

by Dragontbone January 18, 2019