Gloom Monger

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

gloom juice

slang term for mans semen.

DAMMIT! I just shot ma gloom juice all over the avon catalouge. My mum is gonna be spewing!

by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

ruby gloom

a very special person, however, she tends to steal things, especially trainers. but if she does then we tell the teacher, don't we ruby gloom????

person one i.e juzzman: wheres my pencilcase???
person 2: i duno mebe ruby gloom has it

by ruby gloom stealer January 12, 2005

gloop

a noise that is made when something gooey happens. i.e. when you are vianized.

oh no! i just heard the gloop!

by amanda March 30, 2004

glompy

frumpy,dumpy person usually female who has a tendancy to blow snot rockets and try to borrow some cash

Glompy's ass is in pain

by TONY SKIVEDA February 20, 2005

Glomp

Putting someone's entire face in your mouth until it liquidizes into "glomp".

The remains are then sucked out.

The toxins soon shut down their nervous system and their body shortly gets spun up into a silk cocoon so that you can crawl back to your web and save the meal for later.

Master. I have brought you tonights sacrifice. I found him in the subway asking people for spare change. So I gave him a burrito laced with morphine.

Very well. She will glomp tonight. For she is desperately hungry. Do better than homeless dudes or else she will glomp you next.

by Junks_wut February 24, 2011

Gloom

Gloom are a fast crust punk band from Japan.

Gloom have many good albums, but you can't find them anywhere.

by crustfan April 14, 2007