augustus gloop

a word for dick

he showed me his augustus gloop

by Sokar September 11, 2013

Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

by Bobby Bolivia November 30, 2010

glompaphobe

Somebody who is afraid of getting glomped

caileigh - *glomps emilie*
emilie - AHHHHH!!!!!!!
now im a glompaphobe

by darkusreaper812 March 16, 2008

Glomb

When a lover wraps their arms around their partner and presses themselves so thoroughly against that person so that the entirety of their bodies are touching.

I want to glomb you.
Sarah glombed her boyfriend.
Did you see that? That guy totally just got glombed.

by mistressjaskra June 24, 2015

Cum-glomerate

A mixture of two or more gentlemen's semen on a bitch's face/body.

After Beatrice was double-teamed, she was awarded with a super cum-glomerate.

by Stevie Y November 15, 2004

glom

verb
- Astronomers often use "glom" instead of using the longer and more unwieldy conglomerate.
- to gather into a ball or rounded mass.
- to collect or cluster together.

Materials in orbit of a star can glom together to form a planet.

by Maev October 2, 2007

gloop

(noun) A vaginal discharge that occurs after sexual arousal, the liquid often hangs or dribbles off of the vaginal lips. It has the texture of yogurt, and is similarly colored as well. (verb) bit

After sexual intercourse, Sarah had gloop hanging from her vagina but quickly pulled her up pants and said "it will dry"

by Gregory C March 22, 2008