The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?
Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 03, 2019
global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house
Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.
by edgymofo December 12, 2021
by whatever August 26, 2003
An on-going advocacy of around 2 billion armchair world government advocates through the worldwide web and using a public document entitled "The Globalist Manifesto" as their common rallying point. The goal is to hasten the emergence of a world government.
Formation of global government is a vision being advocated by illuminati groups, new world order groups, second coming of Christ groups, the Globalist Manifesto Party, the Zionist groups, the Baha'i groups, the Muslim Mahdi groups and the UN Reformists groups.
by James W. Fitzgerald February 06, 2008
December 22, 2006 (end of solstice)
A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.
don't believe it? google it.
A global event that encouraged participants across the globe to have an orgasm during this day while thinking about peace.
It's purpose was intended to release the largest possible surge of human energy to effect change in the energy of Earth, especially in war-torn countries.
don't believe it? google it.
<hey Jill, I need your help on Global Orgasm Day
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN
>uhm Jack...All you need is lube and a pair of hands
<FINE SCREW YOU THEN
by mrwest January 01, 2007
New co-worker: "Will a Global Economic Reset be needed in the future?"
Stock Trader: "Yep, because of the current system we have now it won't for a very long term."
Stock Trader: "Yep, because of the current system we have now it won't for a very long term."
by Star Spire October 13, 2018
George W. Bush is the ultimate global hegemon.
by reyrefran October 11, 2005