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Giraffe Snout 

Akin to a camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those! 🤣
Wow, did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!🥩

giraffe walk

sorority version of elephant walk
for my initiation i had to be apart of a giraffe walk! i was at the top because i have good balance.

Giraffe Dick

When a tall male has a proportionally, disappointingally, small penis. Like a giraffe.
Becky: omg Sean is so tall he must be packing it!

Jessica: omg no Becky he's got a Giraffe dick, that d is smallllll.

blue eyed giraffe 

daniel seavey, of the hit man band why don’t we.
that’s a hot blue eyed giraffe!

Blue Eyed Giraffe 

A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)
Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!
Blue Eyed Giraffe by JNM257 April 21, 2019

blue eyed giraffe 

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.
woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!