A dog could get used to this

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!

Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.

by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009

To get lucky

The reason you were up all night

Bill: *yawn*
John: Woah you look tired.
Bill: Yeah i was up all night last night.
John: Why?
Bill: *snicker*
John:?
Bill: To get lucky.
John: Goddammit Bill.

by MC RAMASAMA February 28, 2014

How To: Get Pussy

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by kevinonurban July 8, 2011

how to get pregnant

bend over and i'll show you.

lols, sally got fucked and is now pregnant. She now knows how to get pregnant.

by Shatonmedeek January 6, 2009

time to get ill

Foremost: response to "What's the time?"

Meaning: It's time to chill, party, get nice, ect.

What's the time?

It's time to get ill!

by TheGoyWonder May 2, 2012

get back to the kitchen

a way of men asserting dominance by telling his wife to get back to her natural habitat to make him a sandwich while he cranks 90s on fortnite wanting to be ninja (because he is a virgin)

GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH

by legitbaldmartinonyt September 30, 2019

Get down to business

One usually gets down to business to defeat the Huns

One example of how to get down to business is the song from Mulan

by Kkj September 7, 2018