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gaydar

Noun,

1. The uncanny ability or supernatural power possessed by most gay men, lesbians and fag hags to detect gayness in others. Is highly effective, especially if the object is in the near vicinity.

2. An imaginary internal machine that registers and detects radiated gayness. A gay-o-meter.

3. An obnoxious but addictive website for gay men to post personals and pictures, hook up with others and diss anyone who isn't a Chelsea queen or gym bunny.
1. Sam says he's straight, but my gaydar tells me otherwise.

2. The cute new temp at work is setting off my gaydar.

3. Man1: How was your date last night?
Man2: Awful. He didn't look anything like his Gaydar pictures.
Man1: So did you have it off?
Man2: Of course.
by dancingqueen March 7, 2005
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Gaped

To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
by Flapjackandy October 9, 2009
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Gaydom

Isn't gaydom fabulous?
by Jeimuzu22 February 13, 2012
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gaydiculous

gay and ridiculous combined
"For homework, read pgs 1-800 and answer every question you can find"

"This is gaydiculous"
by rock on dude June 11, 2006
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Gaydomness

When you look at someone of the same sex and your gayness overcomes you.
You have reached maximum gayness.
When someone asks what you're reacting to, the appropriate reaction is "I am overcome with gaydomness"
by justhappytobehere101 February 6, 2018
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Gaydrian

That one friend in school who you know and low key flirts and does gay stuff around. Type of kid to get roasted and call out for many of the schools problems.
"Dude someone made a hole in the restroom!
"Gaydrian dumbass must have gotten horny and put his dick in it! "
"make sense why their cum stains on the ground and on the hole!
by AYYYYYDrain!!! February 19, 2018
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Gabed

Paulie, you just got Gabed!”
by Clive Bixby Jr July 11, 2018
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