Gandhiing

The act of lying to yourself, when hungry, with the aim of persuading yourself that you are not hungry, often whilst holding out for a meal.

A - "Dude, I'm so hungry!"

B - "Can you Gandhi 'till lunchtime?"

A - "Yeah, I think so, I'm usually pretty good at Gandhiing"

by Softface Joe December 16, 2008

Gandock

Gandock refers to the distance in inches from your lower testicle to the furthest outward region of the stomach.

the measuring of the Gandock is commonly used by doctors or surgeons, it has only recently been in use since 2010 and is seen as the most prolific way of measuring patients. It is a more futuristic way than the BMI tests, a average healthy male will measure between 8 and 10 inches, the more obese or pot bellied males can have a Gandock of upto 20 inches.

by Hernando del Fritzel Walsh May 9, 2010

Gandhi Warrior

1.) A chill person who likes to get really fucked up and go crazy. Also people that like to get super gandhi which means to get really fucked up all the time or on a regular basis.

Dude: Daammn dude you are so chill but get so crazy when you're really fucked up.

Dudes friend: Yup thats why they call me a Gandhi Warrior.

by lobo187 October 21, 2011

gandhi trip

when you fast for three days without sleep and then take shrooms

you guys want to gandhi trip?

Peter, do you die from not sleeping or from fasting?

"Gandhi didn't die from starvation"

"Nah he died from shrooms"

by ossum-o-possum June 23, 2014

Gandalf the green

Gandalf the green is a term used for a marijuana dealer that messages you notifying you that he has just got weed if you are looking for it when all other dealers have failed you.

Guy 1: "You get sorted?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, all my guys are sacked, you?"

Guy 1: "What do we do now?"

Guy 2: " We go home, you fool!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Wait"

Txt message: "I am Gandalf the green, and I can get you sorted now... at the turn of the tide."

by Santabae January 26, 2017

gandi dip aka gandhi dip

when a penis falls in the shit waters that is your toilet. Usually followed by splashback after gopher poking and usually by those blessed like ron jeremy or cory edwards.

I was digusted while on the thinker because of a gandi dip aka gandhi dip.. this toilet was made for little people!

by openInvent March 22, 2017

Gandigender

A gender that identifies itself with Gandalf the Gray of Middle Earth.

The moment I donned my gray pointed hat, was the moment I knew I was Gandigender.

by zestypooters October 3, 2018