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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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gaining altitude

When one is already high, and continues to hit blunts causing them to get "higher".
Dude, Tom has been gaining altitude for the past couple hours.
by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015
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Gain Higger

A synonym for the phrase, "gay nigger" that subsequently means the same thing.
Rob: I hate Gain Higger's slaves!

Taqueesha: What did you say naga?

Rob: Huh??? I said I hate GAIN HIGGER'S SLAVES!

Taqueesha: *Pulls out an illegally purchased m9 and shoots Rob!*

Rob with his last breath: Fuck you you ugly black musty cunt nigger faggot!!!!!!!!!
by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024
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Gaine

A man that is a wild card of sorts. He is loving to all and can make a friend out of anyone. He tends to joke around a lot and takes nothing seriously. If you become his best friend, he will shower you in gifts and love to the point its dangerous for him. His love life is an up and down, amazing with sex but can't get into a relationship. He can sleep with almost any girl he wants, but can't get a girlfriend to save his life.
Guy 1: Hey, that guy is a wild card

Guy 2: He must be a Gaine, you'll never know know his next move
by IAMTHATNGGA April 10, 2023
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Gaining Weight Shaming

Shaming People For Gaining Weight.
Eww you gaining weight girl!

That’s gaining weight shaming girl!
by Vianni La Performer April 8, 2022
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walker gaines

a fucking chad who has all the girls in his bag. Usually fucks like 3 girls a day, but beware or else he will give you an STD (RIP Emma and Hanna) . Honestly, this dude belongs in a jail. A walker gaines is a filthy dangerous animal to beware of.
Bro Jenna run from the walker gaines, he finna give you cyphillis
by fuccyomotha December 2, 2020
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