Gains

Someone that gained a large amount of mass

Man 1: “Gavin used to be really skinny but he’s gotten really big since the last time I saw him”
Man2: “I know right he’s like the definition of gains”

by Zombvbi April 10, 2021

gains

some dumb shit retards scream to be cool

GAINS

by jegERkjekk123 May 13, 2020

gain account

An account used to gain followers

He used a gain account to reach 100k

by Kekkskcjcms February 12, 2017

Show yo gains, not yo Hanes

It means quit sagging. Seriously guys, nobody wants to see your underwear.

Edward: *has his shorts all the way down to his knees*
Thomas, visibly disgusted: Edward, please. Show yo gains, not yo Hanes.

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2024

Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

Gaine

A man that is a wild card of sorts. He is loving to all and can make a friend out of anyone. He tends to joke around a lot and takes nothing seriously. If you become his best friend, he will shower you in gifts and love to the point its dangerous for him. His love life is an up and down, amazing with sex but can't get into a relationship. He can sleep with almost any girl he wants, but can't get a girlfriend to save his life.

Guy 1: Hey, that guy is a wild card

Guy 2: He must be a Gaine, you'll never know know his next move

by IAMTHATNGGA April 10, 2023

Gain pods

Delectable pods that add a little more flavor than Tide pods

I could really go for some gain pods pizza right about now.

by Pswiggy January 31, 2018