Goon 

A adjective describing any or all individuals excelling in the art of "Keeping it real" and being a percussionist. Basically kicking ass and taking names, while keeping a distinct "Swag" going.

Sam was wrong by saying Mike is far from 'goon status', what a dum dum!

Goon by SirGoonAlot December 20, 2010

Goon 

Generally a Goon is a member of the Goon Squad - a Squad claimed, but re-recreated by the rap guru Plies. Interestingly, in this sense, a Goon is someone who intimidates, but enthralls. When a Goon is a Goon there is generally no question. The instinctual behavior of a Goon is quite unique. To be honest, it is well known among the Goon Squad that talk is cheep, money is money, and a fight is due when necessary. However, even knowledge is power, and a weapon.

In all honesty, soldier is a soldier, a soldier is not a Goon. The proclaimed ranking "definition" is more than questionable. Ranking order is just as with all.

"Well, I wouldn't fuck with that nigga, he's a goon."

Goon by LeeLee FallenAngel July 19, 2014

goon 

A tough guy who is a beast and can run really fast and win races

Man look at the awesome goon

goon by kt08 July 20, 2010

Goon 

Rap therapist, blog having, good fashion wearing hoodlum. Follows "the rap" and "the hip hop." Seeks guidance from Das Racist and Kanye West

Have you seen Kanye West's dick? It's on Goon.us

Goon by GetRealPF May 9, 2011

goon 

part of a group of people who just like having fun and getting fucked up, everyday has a new adventure for a goon. part of a crew thats down till thier death day

me and my goonz got 30 ez's last night and rolled face.

goon by cheff519 September 1, 2009

goon 

A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.

Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.

goon by Grason B. April 9, 2006

goon 

mike monaco

mike monaco is the biggest goon ever

goon by whocares1234 July 4, 2010