Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

recreational fungus

A psychological disorder where one deliberately catches a tinea fungal infection (athlete's foot)

Wear ya jandals in the showers mate, i hear crazy Johnny suffers from recreational fungus disorder

by donramono July 15, 2017

tinder fungus

1. Someone who uses dating apps to hook up with different people frequently

2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire

1. "I saw you with that tinder fungus again the other day."

2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."

by Survivorman777 June 7, 2018

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

Chadderley fungus

A complete and total dumbass

He’s a Chadderley Fungus my dude

by Lucky Lucifer June 15, 2021

blue fungus

That exotic from south Arlington

Chino: say bro what strain is this this some gas

Chika: this that blue fungus from them inverted niggas

by Tobi333 August 3, 2021

dungus fungus

When someone or something is angry and they need to chill out and play the bongos.

“Finleighs being such a dungus fungus”

by spongebobisalegend August 26, 2019