cum-fungus

fungus of the male spurt

Dude, you got a little cum-fungus on your face

by eyeless_19 May 1, 2008

Fuck-Fungus

A sexually transmitted disease.

That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.

I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

fumus

Fumus is a word which describes human flesh. e.g. When we eat cow, we refer to it as beef, eating pig flesh is referred to as pork. Chicken and lamb are sadly referred to as chicken and lamb, respectively.

However, human flesh required it's own name. Fumus comes from the F from Flesh, the um from hUMan, and us from us- because- I don't know.

It would be nice to have some fumus for dinner- perhaps with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

by Urbane Cowboy October 29, 2004

fugster

Someone ( normally characterized as something) that is fugly. Person must be exceptionally fugly.

Oh, that fugly bitch she sure was a fugster, she was so fugly that i would have killed her if it wasnt agianst the law.

by Adam M. mother fuckers November 5, 2006

Fukushima

When things have gone to hell, and out of control.

Bob and Sue's relationship has gone Fukushima! Everybody within a 15 mile radius better evauate, cause it's gonna blow!

by gnes1256 April 16, 2011

Fungus up Your Bungus

What is irritating that person that they are so annoying you don't want to be around them.

The other way to define it is "What's crawling up your ass!"

Hey man, is there a fungus up your bungus today?

by JillsCrazyPlace February 3, 2010

anal fungus

a fungus that grows out of the anus hole

"man you got some bad anal fungus"

by Travis Brannan November 27, 2007