Flotty

A beautiful strong independent girl who you can trust not to go behind your back. She is very upfront and honest, but lovely at the same time. She is average height and curvy, with beautiful eyes. She is a good friend to have.

Alex: Woah, that chick is so hot!
Jacob: Yeah, she's almost as hot as flotty!
Alex: Flotty is hotter than Megan Fox.

Jacob: Alie!

by harrypotterfan1954 December 2, 2010

FRITTERING

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

froat

that one teacher who literally does not know the subject they are teaching

The answer she gave us isn't even right! What a froat!

by confusedcalculusstudent February 9, 2015

Fritty Titty

A girl or boy whose nipples contain freckles on them. Usually a girl.

Eric Mallow and Dustin Jenson have Fritty Tittys.

by Nipple Crabler June 11, 2009

Flotting

The act of pretending to not know what someone is talking about.

I can see that you are flotting. I know that you know what I am talking about

by WillisH October 26, 2012

neck fritter

The fat rolls on the back of a fat persons neck.

Man the fat dude has half a dozen neck fritters.

by lthuckster August 3, 2007

spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004