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carrot fridge 

Carrot fridge is a great new name to call your besties
Asho is my carrot fridge and always will be<3

__ Is my carrot fridge!
carrot fridge by 0obsessed_ July 1, 2021

Holy Shit The Fridge! 

When you just want some damn orange juice out of the fridge and when you open the refrigerator the whole entire door comes off with it causing you to fall on your coccyx.

Anything and everything involving a fridge.

Something to say if you are surprised, angry, scared etc..
I'm just going to the some orange ju-- HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE

Person 1: Hey do you remember that part of the movie when that guy was hiding behind the fridge and....
Person 2: HOLY SHIT THE FRIDGE!

Julia: OMG are you okay?
Torrey: I'm okay. But the fridge... holy shit.
Holy Shit The Fridge! by Torrencial September 14, 2011

Pickle in the fridge 

Pickle in the fridge is what people in the south say when they don't want to call someone a bitch to their face so they say there's a pickle in the fridge to confuse them.
Man that pickle in the fridge!

clean out the fridge 

The application of a douche in preparation for intercourse. Alternatively, using an enema in preparation for anal sex.
My boyfriend was coming over so I decided to clean out the fridge.

Even the fridge 

An alternative phrase to use when you want to say "same"
Friend 1: "I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here"
Friend 2: "Even the fridge"
1- *FRIDGE; - ph-ry-dJG ; verb- the action of destroying or assassinating a persons anus with a penis of considerable magnitude often resembling a 57 bus. The action, ususally performed in a violatory sense, produces the aftermath of either one of the following symptoms; laseration and/or complete tearing of the anal orifice, the dissemination of part or the entirety of the subjects' internal organs where the giant girder cock forced its entry, and/or the complete annihliation of the victims existance to the extent where it would be more appropriate to use the remains to bury the compost that would have been used to otherwise bury the remains.

2- As above but via a huge hit during a Football game.

3- Literally a Football player of such magnitude that he resembles a walking samsung fridge/freezer combo.
"YO HOMES I JUST FRIDGED THAT DUDE!"
"Yeah that was insane bro, but I think that might have been illegal you crazy fridge."
Fridge by triplescience April 24, 2009