Friend

A person (usually independent and intelligent) who you leave to have a sexual codependent relationship with someone else.

The person you've known for years that goes on the back burner for your significant other.

A place holder until you find someone to sleep with.

The third wheel.

Ex 1:

Girlfriend: Hey let's go grab a bite to eat.

Boyfriend: Alright sure, lets go.

Boyfriend: You mind if I invite John?

Girlfriend: Who's that?

Boyfriend: He's just a friend of mine.

Girlfriend: Well I only made reservations for two at "insert restaurant".

Ex two: Forever alone.

by watwatindahbutt May 10, 2012

Friend

Someone you can lean on and they can also lean on you

Bro1: Dude I feel down today
Bro2: Bro you're my friend, lean on me and when I feel down I lean on you

by lkfdjeis December 5, 2013

Friend

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by #irondragonyourboi October 30, 2017

Friend

When you aren't good enough to be a best friend because you might have problems, youre really boring, or full of yourself. Believe me I've gotten my share of friends.

Jeani- Ella is so boring why are we even friends with her
Yonni-I agree
Ella- hey guys-
JeanI and Yonni- SHUT UP ELLA

by BiggityBoy July 7, 2018

Friend

People you’re aloud to call hoes and skanks without being mean

Me: Sup hoe
Random person: wth dude
Friend: No it’s chill she’s my friend

by I ride a goat November 24, 2018

friend

v. To add someone to an online "friends list." These lists are often connected to facebook, myspace, blogs, internet games, or other similar websites. Derived from befriend.

"Did ______ friend you on facebook?"
"He keeps trying to, but I keep clicking reject."

by enlith May 5, 2006

friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 4, 2003