American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

Miss Fortune

A lovely women who will say No to all men. Except to her true love, who is missing at the moment...

Yo that Miss Fortune just railed that dude and left him the next morning

by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020

fortunability

To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.

I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.

by jjacks May 9, 2015

wayne fortune

An amazing hot man a real daddy

That wayney baby daddy wayne fortune

by 4tune January 24, 2018

Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek

Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy

by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019