Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023

r/formula1 moderator

Not much is known about about this specific species of "human", but here are some things that are known.
1. They are absolutely ruthless with bans
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4. One million pride flags in their bio and an identity crisis
5. They give you absolutely NO time to justify anything

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by formula fan March 19, 2025

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

The Movie Trilogy Formula

Like all movie great movie trilogy's they all share the same formula. The first movie is the best, the second is the worst, and the third one is the second best

Michael j fox: Back to the future 1 was great, Back to the future 2 was the worst of the trilogy, and back to the future 3 rocked!

Christopher Lloyd: ya that follows the movie trilogy formula

by Mcflylikeawhiteguy May 30, 2014

TheOfficialFNG’s Formula 1 channel

A place where very deluded people go and speak about Formula 1

I think Max Verstappen is a War Criminal
TheOfficialFNG’s Formula 1 channel is so fucking deluded

by mastorpaldonado September 13, 2021

Rearrange the formula

Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."

Give me a sec, I need to rearrange the formula.

by hazatrand September 6, 2022

Heron's Formula

One guy wrote a formula for finding the area of a triangle that can be applied if you know the length of the sides, and knowing the semi-perimeter (half the value of the perimeter).
The formula is : √s(s - a)(s - b)(s - c)

guy : help me I don't know the height of the triangle to find the area.
smart guy : use the heron's formula
guy : imma search it up
guy : thx i got answer as 42cm^2

by a random guy who likes maths August 2, 2023