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Forking

Verb (for-king): The act of simultaneously penetrating one or more sexual orifices with multiple phallic objects. Most commonly performed during MMF threesomes, but can be performed in solo, couple, and homosexual sex acts.

See Double Penetration.
Keith: Man we were forking that bitch all night.

Jimmy: Yeah, we forked her good.

That Bitch: Can we do some more forking?
by The Shadow Man March 18, 2011
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Firkin

Great irish-punk band from Hungary.
The madly hopping flautist, PJ pulled up a brand new group called Firkin in the summer of 2008. The band injects unadulterated, energetic Irish punk into the veins of the present day musical circulation.
"When Firkin blasts into the strings, the spark of Celtic party cracks. The audience leaves the ground again and again. 100 times, 1000 times. Sounds good? It will!! Fire!" (Unit Magazine)
by mikepool June 15, 2009
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Forking

aka. spooning. who left the fork out of the spooning situation? forks lie in a drawer just like spoons. so don't discriminate against forks. and fork w/ your partner..tonight.
My roommates and I fork often to keep warm in the cold of winter in our dorm room.

He forked me all night long.

"Forking is just another form of innocent spooning," she said.
by Mmccallister December 17, 2008
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Fortine

A video game that causes guys to loose their girlfriend and end up like no life’s because they give their video game more attention then their girlfriend and never cares to hangout with her.
Fortnite caused aspen and dominic to break up because all he does is play fortine
by Im_truthful March 26, 2018
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firkin

Neel, stop firkin yourself!
by pinkbubblegumchick May 2, 2009
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forking

the act of scratching your back with a fork. the longer, the better. Also can be used for scratching of the ass, as well as balls, just be careful not to scratch to hard.
Dave, stop forking your ass!
by kate mctiernan August 12, 2007
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forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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