Floor Food

Food that you have made for yourself - dropped on the floor - and left it there because you felt lazy. And then going back over several minutes later after realizing how hungry you were - and eating the food off the floor.

person 1: Where did you put the sandwhiches?
person 2: Dude, I dropped them.
person 1: Whatever, I'm hungry, bring on the floor food.

by Amanda-Lynn December 9, 2008

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Floor Gang

A gang created by Pewds, and ceiling gang is our enemy.

I'm floor gang, heard that that guy there is ceiling gang. CRINGE

by Smolpp21 May 3, 2020

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Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

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Floor Screamer

The girl who keeps the whole floor awake at night with her screams and moans while having sex. Being the Floor Screamer doesn't automatically make you the Floor Whore though.

Ashley has a reputation as the floor screamer in snow hall.

by iTzJSw4g September 13, 2011

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Floor beer

1.(n)An unfinished beer that someone discarded on the street in an upright and still usable position.

2.(v)The act of strolling crowded streets getting drunk off such beers.

1. I assumed that the cold, frothy lager was a most excellent of floor beers, until it's owner careened out of the bar howling obscenities at me.

2. Floor beering is a fun, free, easy way to drink yourself under the table, but one must be wary of beers that have doubled as ashtrays.

by soopafukka April 27, 2009

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