Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Flarping

When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard

by Ghf319 June 11, 2022

Flirking

Same as flirting just more advanced made by joe h

Joe H- "Miss those two are flirking"

Teacher- "they're what?"
Joe H- "they're flirking it's basically flirting"
Rest of class- *laughs and jokes*

by Sym.definitions_right.here August 23, 2022

Flarken

A word not used by anyone, its not even just a word, its a spell said by those who worship the end of the everything you hold dear, because the moment you say this word, your entire existence is forfeit and nobody can save you, Even having this thought in your head is enough for God himself to want to snipe you out of reality, because nobody should speak of Flarken, It was based on Flareken Mcdingle, A Scottish man who once jumped to the moon by bending his erect penis after balancing on it for 6 years,4 days, 5 hours and 23 seconds, even legends state that Mcdingle was not stopped by hunger, thirst or the urge to crap, despite being ass side up, he did not shit for those 6 years, as he became more powerful with every push up he has done with his 6 year long erection! He did not stop to consider what he had done, and is now walking the earth, able to kill any mere mortal with his jacked dick!

Flarken: An act of speaking a word that has no reason to be spoken, as its too powerful, and nobody can save you after speaking of it! Nobody can help you after your end is here! Congratulations, You're dead!

"Bro, I just fucking flar-" and he died on the spot!

"I summon the almighty power of Fla-"
"What the fuck? Where is he?"
He is one with the Gods now"

by JoyGalla September 19, 2022

Flaking the Chain

masturbating on a boat

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Flarting

The act of cumming on your finger and farting on it until it's dry.

I think I just walked in on Peter flarting.

by FellowFlarter July 28, 2024