Favred

When a quarterback throws an interception to a 300 pound defensive lineman that goes the other way for a touchdown.

The quarterback just got Favred by the fat ass d-lineman. What was he thinking?!

by Leone510 September 23, 2009

Get Farmed

The act of using Link's Up-B attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, in which your sword is shoved roughly upwards, usually aimed into someone's anus, like a long, farm animal's twanger.

Andrew: "Oh shit, Get Farmed!"
Richie: "Damn, Link's a dirty bastard."

by Trik Straynje January 20, 2008

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

Collen Farrell

"Sexy man with no muscles"

Wimp

by Amber, Nicole,Dianna and Ashleigh November 1, 2003

farved

(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.

Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."

by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008

farved

telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly

It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.

by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011

christopher farrel

Simp simp simp simp SIMP

Christopher farrel is a simp

by Happy elephant March 1, 2020