faking an Easter egg

When a woman fakes an orgasm.

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.

by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 14, 2015

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016

fapmingo

The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.

I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018

fapinism

This applies only to men. When a man see's a pretty lady he starts to jack off in front of her no matter the place or time.

Fapinism is stupid.
My friend is a fapinist, he can't stop himself.
Jeez, hes such a fapinist.

by The Really Big Guy August 7, 2018

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018

Facing North

A man who enjoys the sexual company of another man going penis to ass.

Me: “Turns out my boyfriend was gay the whole time.”
My stepdad: “You mean he’s facing North now?!”

by Cow_esperts January 8, 2021