When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
by crisairam June 19, 2016
by pseudohumorcerebri February 29, 2016
Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.
Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.
by chocohippo November 30, 2010
False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.
Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.
by O'Flagherty May 04, 2007
Muhammad is the false prophet of the muslims. He invented his own religion, Mohammedanism, when he realized that Christians and Jews would not accept his delirious dreams of being a prophet. A cut-throat, nasty terrorist, the inspiration of Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. A goat-smelling, camel-raping, pedophile.
Muhammad is paradigmatic false prophet.
by Iblisatan May 16, 2009
Rickyism for "false accusations".
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
I was broke, but fiending for some alcohol. So I put on a tight pair of pants and started false fagging at a gay bar.
by Crampy Toes July 27, 2013