fake ass bitch 

A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.

You're the fakest bitch I've ever known you fake ass bitch. quit pretending and just admit that you ain't shit.

fake ass bitch by B real plz April 3, 2010

Fake Nerd 

A Fake-Ass person who has seen shows like "Big Bang Theory" (or to a lesser extent "Twilight") and have mixed in the Modern Hipster culture and styles of wearing Fake "Ray-Bans" and 80's style clothes. They have played some kind of Popular video game such as "Call of Duty, Madden/Fifa or a singing/music game" and think that they are also "Gamers" They claim they are nerdy because they they do these things or Hang out with similarly minded individuals. They are completly fake because they have no real sense of what a nerd is. They are also the same people who make fun of people for playing Xbox or PS3 too much, or play World Of Warcraft in their spare time. Real Nerds are disgusted by the way posers, pretend to be like them.

(Via Facebook) Fake Nerd 1: Round the Boyfriends playing CoD, then we are gonna watch star wars.

Fake Nerd 2: Nice, i played my brothers earlier, What sad no-life N00bs they were

Fake Nerd by smish34 October 4, 2011

fake-ass tweet 

A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.

Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!

fake-ass tweet by Actionables June 28, 2014

fake hoe 

The bitch that flirts with you and plays with your mind, but when it comes down to it, she never has time.

Turnipa acted like such a hoe, but when she wasn't giving up the goods, I realized she was a fake hoe.

fake hoe by auth00r June 20, 2006

Fakebook marriage 

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.

"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."

Fakebook marriage by prinnyfan May 9, 2009

fake a leak 

When someone pretends they need to go to the bathroom to avoid class, they are faking a leak.

John: Isn't that the fourth time Bob's gone to take a leak in the last hour?
Jane: More like fake a leak, am I right?

fake a leak by Sofia (ms: /lulzayakii) July 10, 2010

Fakebooking 

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.

Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.

Fakebooking by PantherB January 4, 2012