Facial Compatibility

The likelihood of two people creating a working relationship based on prominent facial features and the overall attractiveness of each individual.

Jane: I just don't know if Bill and I will work out.
Suzy: Well, it all depends. How's your facial compatibility?
Jane: Facial compatibility?
Suzy: Yeah,for instance, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are totally facially compatible, thats why their still married. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on the other hand. . .it was never meant to be.

by TheGeniusNextDoor January 21, 2011

fache

meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".

Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.

by Nache September 4, 2005

air facial

the result of an air jack that is released upon the recipients face, can also be applied to a meal the recipient is eating or directly to the upper lip of the recipient.

brent was talking to this really hot babe when i came up behind him and after dry humping him for a few moments jake and i both gave him air facials after air jacking on him.

by cheweysmoker March 29, 2009

facial discrimination

discrimination based on an individual's facial appearance.

The modelling agency turned down her application because they said she was not pretty enough. This is one case of facial discrimination.

by Ben Lakandula June 10, 2007

Monkey Facial

when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

FACIAL

When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.

She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

The Philly Facial

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.

Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.

by Jason Raby January 26, 2006