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Facebook

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."

"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012
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Facebook

A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.
Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
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Facebook

To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
Apparently, John was embarrassed by his accident, so he facebooked himself.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
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Facebook

Facebook - A place for you to post song lyrics that reflect the mood your in, and add random people only to later ponder their meaning in your life.
Today I got on facebook to post a sad song lyric because I noticed that I don't actually have 666 friends.
by xshanexsmithx July 11, 2011
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facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
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facebook

Something people waste time on, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
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Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
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