vaginal express

Train slamming into the Vagina

She had a Vaginal Express today

by Da_Vester January 18, 2014

Dolphin Express

When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.

Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell

by Gay Mc April 9, 2003

self expression

1. Method of expressing feelings or opinions through physical means

2. The act of bitching and whining and calling it self expression

1a. The artist showed self expression about his piece about wartime Iraq

2a. That emo kid's self expression makes me want to kick him in the nads

by G. Matlin September 7, 2003

Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

Pony Express

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.

I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.

by BobTheMob January 8, 2015

Siberian Express

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.

Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.

by Zorba44 February 11, 2009

depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

by boryan February 9, 2009