eager eater

Sudden urge to eat ass

Cam Tillman is a very eager eater

by Goldentaint September 24, 2014

exigent circumstances

Some really serious shit is going down, so the cops can break down the door and arrest your ass

We broke down the door and arrested the suspect because of Exigent circumstances.

by Dieter2148 September 18, 2016

eager peter

A dick that gets hard immediately when a guy's turned on. Could be taken as a sign of a healthy relationship, and is a desirable trait as a man gets older.

"John was hard the second I put on the maid's costume. But then again, he does have an eager peter."

by GammaQuadrant5 August 20, 2017

EAgent

An employee of the evil company EA who sneaks into discussion groups to spread false information and derail threads on websites such as Reddit and 4chan attempting to expose the company for the leeches that they are.

That comment must have been written by an EAgent, no one supports EA.

by Cowman the Conqueror November 14, 2017

Exegesis

to be embarrassed beyond belief;
--alluding to lack of skill, heart, or will to win
--usually associated with excessive hubris and foolish confidence

Chris exegesised Allan when he got posterized with Chris' nuts in his face.

by Big_Shot_Neil November 15, 2017

eager kitten

When you have to grab so bad your asses in the air like an eager kitten

After night at the Mexican restaurant I was eager shittin like an eager kitten

by A team and the sliders May 17, 2018

Eager drinkers

Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)

It's Thursday night. I have missed my eager drinkers.

by J Alan August 22, 2018