Euan

Gay faggot thinks he’s cool he’s not he’s gay.Usally white and blond total handicaps like to eat knobs.Fat shits.

Oi fatty your such a Euan

by GayFaggs May 16, 2018

Ewan

A Ewan is a highly respected captain of his race. The race I mean is the albino race. All Ewans are pasty albino white boys who can get very sun burn. Ewans are also virgins and will never get laid. He is the most albino the albinos can get and sometimes comoflaugue. But the thing about Ewans is that you can't see them that well and are mistaken for ghost. Ewans cannot bounce and can go to Gulag.

I can't see him, it must be an Ewan.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.

by Yao Guy June 15, 2018

EUwin

A fun game

Hey! Do you wanna play a game of EUwin?
I don't know how to play EUwin.
That's okay. EUwin! (pronounced you win)

by TPaine1979 December 1, 2010

Ewan

STAY AWAY FROM EWAN (unless your gay.) Ewan is a sort of person who will go around jumping on any dicks he can find, he is also referred to as a gay man whore. Ewan is a deeply racist person. Hhu if you have a dick over 7"

Ewan! Come jump on my white 8" inch dick!

by Biglicker16 November 28, 2019

ewan mcgregor

A euphamism for the kind of actor who can only play themselves, and who is total shite when they try to actually play a character.

Based on the undoubted ability of Ewan to play a Scottish smackhead and nothing else.

"Yessh, I'm Sean Connery, er I mean Captain Marko Ramiush, Rushian Shubmarine Commanderr!"

Me: "Fuck me, Connery is a total Ewan McGregor!"
Christian Slater: "Yeah, so am I..."

by Benyboy1972 July 30, 2007

Ewan

A prick.
Seriously.
Just a prick.

John: Ewan is such a Ewan
Jill: What does that mean?
John: He’s a prick.

by Ewan Cain October 28, 2019

Ewan

A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa

"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"

by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019