Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).

Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.

by Eitamic April 20, 2010

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011

erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.

"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"

by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013

erection team

A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish

We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside

by Chibbers October 10, 2014

Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.

I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013