zipcode envy

who wouldn't want to know someone from 91201? or 10001? it just makes them so much cooler without even knowing them....can you imagine living there?
i wasn't interested in paula until i had zipcode envy when i saw she lives in 91201 area...she's now my new bestie!!!!
by crepsuzett1 September 27, 2013
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Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude
Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!
by Boiling Kettle January 26, 2016
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Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
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shoujo envy

The envy of shoujo characters or events and situations in shoujo manga.
Ugh, I get such shoujo envy whenever I see those impossibly cheesy romance scenes in those manga. Why can't that kind of stuff happen to me?! Grr!
by Kitten830 February 11, 2011
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check envy

When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.
"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."
by tweak201 February 26, 2009
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plate envy

Irrational desire to dig your fork into the plate of food of those dining with you
Jim's so rude! Did you see his how fast he dug his fork into Maria's food as soon as it arrived. No manners - shear plate envy!
by rapmac November 09, 2009
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scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.
After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.
by bobjoebill March 16, 2017
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