Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo May 2, 2011

Easter Egging

When one dips his testicles in warm candle wax.

Bro, have you ever been introduced to Easter Egging?
No, what is it?
You dip your balls in wax.
Karina and I are doing this tonight.

by deezmfnutsnigga November 1, 2015

Sr_eggin

The weirdest dude on iFunny. He sends so much weird shit on private gcs it’s insane. He looks like an egg and has many memes of himself he’s basically famous. You either hate or love this guy. And if you love him.. you’re wack.

“Bruh did you see what sr_eggin just sent?”
“Yeah bro, he’s so god damn weird. But he’s funny so it’s ok.”

by fuckingrard03 November 24, 2018

The eggcelent

The act of taking an egg and slipping it in whilst have anal sex

I used the eggcelent yesterday

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 4, 2022

Fatty EggMcstink

A very evil, dictator, baby, who is keen on world domination.

Oh wow, that Fatty EggMcstink really built the tower of Babylon.

by Stinklemink August 16, 2022

el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.

Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"

by Lasha Talsackie October 18, 2023