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elise j

one with the most beautiful anus(this involves bleaching, waxing, the scent of new cds, and most importantly sparkles)
wife of second jesus known only as sir ansu of asse.
you wish you had elise j as a wife, your wifes butt hole sucks and her pubes arent even drawn on
by jesus number two December 12, 2008
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Ebsen

A dirty, cyst, filled with pus and ebsen juice.
by chodetoes March 18, 2011
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Elise

An Elise is Shy because she always has a 89% that she can get embarrased, everyone calls her ugly if she uses glasses with a girly color, but she will kill you until you went to far, but she is strong if your weak and weak if your strong. can underestimate an Elise or don't underestimate an Elise.
Elise is worried about something until she trip on a floor.
by elise ugli October 17, 2021
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Elise Johanson

Elise Johanson es thy coolest kiddie in thy world! she shall take a sh*t(hardy har har im in school...no cursing!) on someones chest!! i love that grl shes a beastt yaya elmer all thy way!
Elise-"I'm going to take a sh*t on someones chest."
Me- "Have fun, and remember follow your heart!"
by Studd (haha) April 5, 2005
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Elise

The Elise's of the world are normally chavs and bitches. Elise is interested in many boys especially the ones who play hard to get. If you are reading this and you are called Elise you may not think this describes you but it definitely does.
Millie says "You are a chav Elise".
by Jesushascomeagain January 12, 2018
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eliset

nigga with SWAG!
guy1: Damn eliset got swag !
by bestjiggalo July 8, 2011
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Eisenberg Switch

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.
Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.
by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010
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