DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.
Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.
by Joey Corn February 23, 2018
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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 03, 2024
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Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
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Cow dung

The cow just pooped some cow dung on my toy!
by harristsangyt/yasmin May 02, 2021
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Dung Hide

the skin in between your butt and scrotum
His dung hide was as dirty as a frickin as a pickle.
by Nick Brock December 28, 2007
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Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
by Nunogonewild June 14, 2018
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Dung foil

After diarrhea Anal sex, it’s used for cleaning up
The Anal was quite messy since we were out of dung foil to clean up
by Bob277171 September 05, 2021
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