attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.

"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009

Douchish

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.

If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)

by she December 29, 2004

Douchetard

Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.

A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".

by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010

Douchie

A person that is or is acting like a douche.

"Levi is being douchie"

by Korkle November 14, 2009

douchin

A word used to describe a total dick. Often used by leekin people. Someone who is "douchin" it up would mean that they are being an extreme douche bag, stuck up, and rude. Another Way it would be used is a way to describe someone on how they look or act.

Andrew is douchin it up.
Ronald Mcdonald is douchin because of his clown suit.
That douchin douche bag stole my catnip!
Hosster is douchin.

by Nannie Two By Four January 21, 2006

douchitron

The ultimate insult for that jerk who annoyed the hell out of you and everyone else.

Did you see that douchitron who cut me off in traffic and nearly killed 5 people?

by halmonkey September 2, 2013

Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.

People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.

by douchetasticness September 15, 2009