A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
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Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
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2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007
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Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
Friend two: I know
Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...
Friend Two : A Douche bag
Friend one: YES!!!!!!
by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011
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Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
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Person 2:cuz I hold shit down
Person 1: douche bag
by kelstubee December 14, 2010
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