dorrance

an Irish/German dude who drinks too much and despite losing limb functionality after approximately 14 drinks and occasional bed wetting is still extremely handsome and worth the $505 flight to visit him abroad

"Everything was going good until we bought that last round. The walk home was horrible...he got all dorranced out on me."

Megan: Did you see that hot guy over by the bar?
Gina: The one that can't even walk?
Megan: Yeah but I bet he's a total dorrance!!"

by meegs123 December 15, 2008

dory flop

When an uncircumscised man with a syphilis chancre retracts his foreskin, the entire ulcer flips out all at once because it is too hard to bend. This resembles the movement of a broad-beamed skiff or dory as it is turned upside down.

Good thing I kept the lights on with that guy. I saw that dory flop, so I grabbed my clothes and got the hell outta there.

by Jenni from da' block August 10, 2010

Dorris

A storm that occured in Britain on the 23rd of Febuary, 2017

"Is that a bird, a plane? No, it's Dorris and a flying trampoline!"

by kaasci February 23, 2017

Dorky Pistachios

1. A smexy youtuber who used to record Minecraft Let's Plays, and now does animations. He is also rumored to be homosexual or bisexual.

"Do you know that youtuber there?" "Isn't that the famous Dorky Pistachios who's hella gay?"

by HeckinArtemisTookMyName May 31, 2018

DERRYN

The best person In The world. They are funny and exciting. They are the funny friend with multiple personalitys. They are kinda full of themselves

Person: ur so funny derryn
Derryn: I been knew 💀
Person: stfu 💀

by Dairybuttfarts December 7, 2021

dorty

same as dirty or filthy or ugly

i went with a dorty bird last night

by tomo July 18, 2003

Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021