Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.

Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.

by warfare-fury May 05, 2018

Don't publish this

I need to vote so don't publish this

Please don't publish this

by Suzie Sheep February 02, 2019

To-Don't List

The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".

Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."

You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."

by Blinkovision July 28, 2011

Don't be a Trump

a person who becomes very upset or angry when he or she loses a game, contest, election etc.

He threw a fit when he lost the game, crying, kicking and screaming, "You must have cheated! This isn't fair!". His friend got so frustrated with him that he finally looked at his friend and said, "Come on, man. Don't be a Trump!"

by CatiaB26 January 20, 2021

don't be a fag

A convenient phrase to use on your homophobic friends whenever they suggest that you do something you don't want to do. This forces them to give up on their idea, because they won't want to seem gay. Normally doesn't require any further explanation.

Note: This will only work if your friends are absolutely retarded.

Jim: Dude, we should totally go to a bar and try to hook up with some girls.

You (in a lazy mood): Dude, seriously, don't be a fag. That's disgusting.

Jim: Oh shit, you're right. Never mind.

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Stan: Dude, that Sara chick totally wants my schlong. Should I go for it?

You (with the intention of hooking up with Sara yourself): Dude, come on. Don't be a fag. How many times do I have to tell you?

Stan: Yeah you're right dude, what was I thinking..

by Schmerka April 19, 2010

don't ask don't smell

Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

“Pee-yoo! Who did that?”
“Don't ask don't smell.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010

don't be weird

What Adam Lazzara will tell you if you're weird. Just don't be weird in the first place, ok.

Fan: Don't be weird, Adam.
Adam Lazzara: You don't be weird.

by Seruh July 06, 2011