Doink

A very big joint or blunt

Im in amish smoking some big fat doinks

Me and daniel went out for a doink

by Breakfastbiscuit33 January 13, 2020

doink

doink basically means a dumb person

“what? i thought you were 15?”
“im 16 you doink”

by glass/shards May 19, 2020

Doink

a sillier way of calling someone a dumbass, basically.

Person 1: i'm such a doink

Person 2: nah, we all make mistakes

by kaiju mf May 19, 2022

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021

doink

the action of hitting on the head with a mid range of force

i like to doink my squishmallows

by pudgethepancake August 21, 2020

Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.

My friend is a shloinkle doink

by AA1244568 July 29, 2024