muff diver

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Fucked Over Retard Drivers

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

Diversity

1) An old, old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

2) Variety, having many different forms of gender or ethnicity.

In addition, a lot of you have probably heard of the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the News team.

by Macier Q. Ross September 14, 2009

Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.

Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.

by Loki June 10, 2003

truck drivers

the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.

policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?

truck drivers: im a truck driver.

by KING PENG August 13, 2008

Diver

A term used for a person who acts injuried after a 'weak' tackle.

"Man dat boi is such a diver, i didn't even touch him"
"he went heskey to ronaldo in 1 second, he's rolling around like a lil diver"

by carbonationmaterial November 22, 2015