dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009

dump dial

calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented

*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"

--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"

"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"

by numbakrrunch November 27, 2006

butt dial rejection

The act of getting butt dialed, but when you call the person back they explain to you that they really did not mean to call you.

Happens mostly to people with a first or last names that begin with the letter A.

Andrea: Johnny finally called me!!! ... dials his number back.

Johnny: My bad i must have butt dialed, peace

Andrea: Woah what a butt dial rejection

by Theman2525 May 10, 2010

Junk Dial

The act of calling someone while your phone is pressed up against your junk while in your pocket or lap.

I looked down at my lap and realized I had junk dialled Meagan, next time I'm not keeping my phone next to my junk.

by Werdoop October 12, 2010

dialect panic

a phenomenon that may or may not happen when a speaker of a language tries to communicate with another speaker of a different dialect.

For example, a Spanish speaker from Mexico might worry that he might have trouble communicating with the Spaniards or perhaps, when an American trying to speak with Australians.

I always have a dialect panic when I'm traveling out of USA.

by JJJHC June 12, 2006

dialapse

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

by circushead March 19, 2008

Dialers Remorse

The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!

Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!

by Roy Frakelton June 28, 2007